In the unlikely event of a water style-landing... this trip has been brought to you by the catchwords 'Hello!' and 'Thank you!'. The World Today's exclusive partner airline is a 2-Prop United Airlines crate with ample stewardess Jackie providing ballast and refreshments in that order. "It's hard to get by when your **** is the size of a small countree" as Mr Neil Hannon and his Divine Comedy have it. On the part of the thing. As Walter had it.

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