Feeds 3.

• 6 tortilla wraps
• 6 eggs
• 6 sausages
• 3 rashers of bacon
• splash of milk
• butter & vegetable oil
• half tsp vanilla extract
• half tsp ground cinnamon
• salt & pepper
• 6 slices processed cheese (the more artificial the better)

Put the grill on, and cook the sausages and bacon. Use 3 eggs to make 1 plain batch of scrambled eggs. Place 1 slice of cheese on each of the 3 wraps and divide eggs equally among 3 wraps. Slice the cooked bacon & sausages and do the same, piling everything up in the middle. Trim 3 wraps so they are slightly smaller, place on top of each wrap, and fold the bottom over to make a tight package.

Now we did the next bit different ways.

You can fry this wrap on both sides until golden brown and serve with scrambled eggs made with cinnamon and vanilla, or you can fry the wrap quickly on both sides, dip in the vanilla / cinnamon scrambled egg mix and fry again. I actually preferred the first way. EAT.

Makes 3 burritos.

Ingredients:

• 1 huge potato (or 3 small ones)
• 1 medium or small onion
• some fresh chillis
• half a red pepper, diced
• 3 eggs
• 3 sausages of choice
• 5 rashers of bacon
• salt, pepper
• olive oil
• smoked paprika
• chilli sauces of choice
• 200g grated cheddar cheese
• 3 tortillas / wraps

Put the grill on, grill the sausages and bacon. Remove the bacon when crispy.

Peel and grate the potato and onion – I used a food processor and picked the gratings out by hand to leave the juice out. Fry the potato and onion in a big pan. If it sticks and goes brown in places, so much the better. Add the diced red pepper, fresh chilli, salt, pepper, some smoked paprika. After about 10 minutes, chop the crispy bacon into chunks and add to the pan, stir. Crack in 3 eggs and mix, stirring until the egg is cooked. Then add the cheese and stir until melted.

Now get your 3 tortillas and place a cooked sausage in the middle of each. Surround the sausage with the mixture from the pan, and add your chilli sauce of choice at this point (we like the Wahaca ones). Fold your burrito and quickly grill them in the same tray you cooked the bacon and sausage in.

I’d have taken a better photo, but they didn’t hang around long enough. Not quite as epic as Epic Meal Time’s, but a whole lot quicker and easier. And so, so tasty. We could all have eaten another one…

This is adapted from ‘The great Mexican breakfast’ in Thomasina Miers’ Mexican Food Made Simple – she’s the genius behind Wahaca, the Mexican restaurant chain. It’s a bit like Huevos Rancheros, but we ate these slobbing out in bed one Sunday morning, rather than on a hard-working ranch – hence the name. It’s probably also the perfect hangover cure – though I wouldn’t know about that of course.

Serves 2.

• 400g tin of tomatoes
• 1 small onion
• butter and/or oil for frying
• some fresh chilli, chopped – I used some Ring of Fire chillis – zing!
• 1 clove of garlic, chopped
• salt and pepper
• tsp brown sugar
• Worcestershire sauce
• grated cheese of choice
• 2 tortillas / flatbreads
• 2 eggs

In a pan, fry the onion and chilli in a little butter until the onions are translucent. Add the garlic and fry briefly. Add the chopped tin of tomatoes, salt and pepper, sugar, a generous slug of Worcestershire sauce. Simmer over a low heat until the sauce thickens – maybe 20 minutes or so.

Warm the flat-breads or tortilla wraps on a dry frying pan or griddle while you fry the eggs. Put a wrap on each plate, smother in sauce, pop an egg on each one and add grated cheese. Eat in bed.

Anyway, it turns out that they make a lot of pancakes in the Henley household, his wife being French, and here is their preferred recipe. Makes about 10-12 crêpes.

• 200g plain flour
• pinch of salt
• 2 eggs
• half litre of milk

Make a hollow in the flour and break the eggs into it. Add the salt too. Start pouring the milk in SLOWLY, beating the mixture from the middle as you go. Mix until there are no more lumps.

If you’ve got time (which you never will have, obviously), put the bowl in the fridge for an hour: not essential, but somehow makes the crepes taste even better.

Heat a TINY bit of oil in a frying pan (best put some on a bit of kitchen roll and just wipe it round the pan) and when it’s good and hot use a ladle to pour a small amount — usually half/three-quarters of a ladle-full — of mixture into the pan. Twiddle so the mixture covers the base of the pan.

When it’s cooked on one side (you can see from the surface; it kind of dries out) flip it over with a spatula or if you’re feeling daring, toss it. The secret: don’t use too much mixture in for each crepe: it should just barely cover the bottom of the pan, and make sure the pan is really hot. A too-thick crepe is no good at all.)

Suggested toppings: lemon juice and sugar, maple syrup, Nutella, strawberry jam. Yum.

I’m cracking open the Nutella, Jon!

Anyway, I had the yearning again today and, thanks to the combined wisdom of half a dozen different web pages, made my own version of what I now call Mollandaise Sauce – mock Hollandaise.

Serves 2.

• 2 English Muffins – only here we just call them muffins.
• 2 large free-range eggs
• teaspoon white wine vinegar
• teaspoon or more of Dijon mustard
• juice of half a lemon
• jar of mayonnaise
• 2 rashers of bacon (optional)

Lightly toast the muffins and grill the bacon if you are a carnivore.

Make a bain marie – put a bowl over a pan of boiling water and put several dollops of mayonnaise in the bowl. Stir as it heats up and slowly add a teaspoon or two of Dijon mustard, a few teaspoons of water and the same amount of lemon juice.

Poach 2 eggs in hot water with a splash of white wine vinegar. When cooked, remove the eggs with a slotted spoon, pat dry and place on a muffin. Spoon over the Mollandaise sauce. Add bacon. Enjoy!

Henry gave it 8 out of 10 – not quite as good as my eggy bread with bacon and maple syrup, but he did enjoy it. Me? I was almost there… back in the restaurant of the Heathman Hotel…

• 1 egg
• 1 thick slice of soft bread
• splash of full-fat milk
• pinch of cinnamon – more if you fancy
• maple syrup to taste
• knob of butter
• heart of gold

Beat an egg and cinnamon with a splash of milk – and a fork. Put the butter in a hot frying pan. Put the eggy mixture on a plate and soak each side of the bread in it. Put the bread in the pan and fry until a beautiful mottled brown colour. Eat immediately with maple syrup – bacon on top is perfect too!

- Smoked haddock (preferably undyed)
- milk
- Onions
- Turmeric
- Curry powder (such as Garam Masala)
- lemon juice
- Basmati rice
- eggs

Put the basmati rice on to cook, and chuck an egg in the pan, one for each person. Poach the haddock in some milk (or milky water).

Fry the onion with the turmeric and curry powder, adding the juice of at least one lemon when it’s really sizzling. This should smell great. When the rice and the haddock are cooked, add them to the frying pan, stirring as you go. Check seasoning, chop the eggs and add them, serve. Tastes great with George Watkins’ Mushroom Ketchup.