At
least I assume it's safe to confess that I'm listening to
- and mostly enjoying - XFM
again. When it started its amateurishness infuriated me -
good music radio just doesn't have to be this bad, I'd shout
at the radio twenty times a day, usually during Gary Crowley's
show. I could never work out whether employing Gary Crowley
was a sophisticated post-modern joke. Were the station and
Gary having a laugh, with a pretend-crap show? Was the joke
on us? Or was the joke on him? Was he unaware of how unamusing
and generally embarrassing he was?
Anyway,
while all good intense music-loving indie kids started web
sites and no doubt wrote letters to the NME about those evil
corporate money-grabbing bastards at the Capital Radio Group,
I cheered that they had at least got one thing right. They
got rid of the useless Crowley by offering him the graveyard
shift, and lost that even crapper (if such a thing is possible)
Bristolian toss-pot into the bargain.
Of
course the new playlisted, Capitalized XFM was dire at first.
They played music that was even a tad soft for Virgin, and
the playlist was so short you could write it on the back of
a bus ticket. Bob Geldof was an, ahem, interesting choice
of drivetime DJ - for some reason the strict playlist rules
did not apply to him. He could play anything he liked. And
frequently did. Like Linda McCartney's posthumous (and banned)
single, which he raved about.
I
thought The
Light Comes from Within was so bad it must have been a
spoof. Bob ranted on about the injustice of the BBC banning
this single. Apparently it didn't occur to him that the BBC
banned it because they wanted to keep their listeners.
But
Bob did his one hundred a four point nine shows, and off he
went, having played some tedious music, and prematurely reporting
the death of Ian Dury. And XFM slowly got its shit together,
restored some of the specialist shows and removed the softer
songs from the playlist. The playlist is still far too short,
of course, but apart from Monday-Friday 2pm-4pm, are you really
going to put Radio One on?
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