Bad dad

Possibly undocumented pleasure of family life: my daughter has a pink tube of Lisa Simpson toothpaste; the boys have a blue tube of Bart Simpson toothpaste. The contents are identical. Whenever possible I make sure the boys get toothpaste out of the Lisa Simpson tube, and my daughter gets Bart Simpson toothpaste.

I get my kicks where I can.

Oh, and just now – file under ‘don’t kids just say the darndest things’. William (6) said: “I know what girls have instead of willies. FASHION!”

Thanks William. That explains everything.

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