Monthly Archive for January, 2007

Parma ham, ham, ham, ham, ham

I’ve started getting a lot of spam on this blog. All of it from Italy.

What would Jamie Oliver would think?

Tank Park Salute

tank park saluteToday on BBC 6 Music, Gideon Coe was getting listeners to vote for ‘great lost tear-jerkers’. Three tracks to choose from, including ‘Ship-building’ by Robert Wyatt and ‘Tank Park Salute’. I hadn’t heard ‘Tank Park Salute’ for years, all my Billy Bragg records are locked on vinyl, away from my iPod, and so I voted for it. It won.

I vaguely remembered the song bringing a tear to my eye back in 1991. I hadn’t reckoned on what having three children and the death of my father would do the emotional power of this song. I cried for ages and keep welling up when I think of the lyrics which have been in my head all day.

Some photographs of a summer’s day
A little boy’s lifetime away
Is all I’ve left of everything we’ve done

Radio 4 Go Home

05:20 Shipping Forecast
Nappies and motorbikes. Rising. Good.

06:20 Today
Posh bird tries to finish over-running interviews by repeating the first syllable of guest’s name. Humphries harrumphs. Sport bloke makes joke which falls flat as no-one else on the programme gives a toss about sport.

11:30 With Great Pleasure…
…I hurl the radio out of the window because I hate my middle class Le Creuset-pan-and-Dualit-toaster existence. Well, I tried but the DAB radio got snagged on its mains lead and it only got as far as the quarry-tiled floor.

12:30 Smug, Unsmug
With our host, Nigel Smug.

18:15 Loose Ends
This week Ned’s guests include comedy duo Toss and Pott, fresh from their sell-out Edinburgh Fringe show. Plus music from jazz trio Chisolm, currently appearing at Pizza on the Park.

01:00 As BBC World Service
Thank heavens, now I can get some proper sleep.

When they were up, they were up

apple-up-apple-downI know this is a bit unfair, as I think Apple shares did shoot up one day, and down the next. But this BBC New web page looked a bit silly when the two headlines appeared so close to each other. (Click on the image for some thoughts from fellow Flickr users.)

Big Brother - the truth

I’ll tell you the real reason Big Brother is such Big News.

People just like saying “Shilpa Shetty”.

I just said it to myself just now. Mmmm. Feels good.

Faintly queasy

Our new ironing board cover needs ironing.

The vacuum cleaner could do with a quick hoover, also.

iPhone wipes millions off Apple shares - shock


Amazingly, despite a generally positive reaction, the new iPhone seems to have more-than-literally decimated the value of Apple’s shares - according to BBC News Online. They are now apparently only worth 8% of yesterday’s value.