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Fantasy Celebrity MPs’ Question Time

You know what you have to do, Mr Speaker. You need to call all the following MPs to speak in one day, and we can have the bestest celebrity edition of Today (and Yesterday) in Parliament ever: Richard Bacon, (Con) … Continue reading

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Where did you get that hat?

I never got hats. For starters, I look a right tit in any hat, so that rules out me ever wearing one. Women’s hats were equally baffling to me. The word ‘fascinator’ only entered my vocabulary during the recent royal … Continue reading

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A load of balls

I’m not sporty – and I always had sympathy with the small child in the Alan Partridge sports headlines on The Day Today and On The Hour who caused turmoil at major sporting events by pointing out that golf, for … Continue reading

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New neighbours

Two removal vans have carted our old neighbours’ possessions off in two separate directions to two different houses, and later today we’ll be getting new neighbours. I just dropped a welcome card through their letterbox. I did consider writing another … Continue reading

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Political Nirvana

The coalition is such a success, I think this is not the New Politics – it’s the End of Politics. The lion lies down with the lamb. There is peace, unity and all is good. It’s such a triumph that … Continue reading

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Ironic

Hey Alanis, now this really is Ironic: the party that said it wouldn’t do a deal with a party that came third in the popular vote, and which says the electoral system is unfair, came in third place in popular … Continue reading

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Cunning plan

Labour candidates crashing cars, getting arrested, slagging off pensioners and now seemingly breaking electoral law. On Twitter. What next ?!? I’m starting to think it’s all a cunning ruse by Labour after that alleged Mervyn King comment about the party … Continue reading

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Random Tannoy announcements

“Attention please, the sandwich man is in the main newsroom.” “Sandwiches are now in the newsroom.” “There are now two sandwich men in the newsroom.” (At which point I shout ‘FIGHT!’) “There is now mayonnaise on the carpet of the … Continue reading

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Ultimate Guide to xkcd, part 2

Choice strips from numbers 301-601. xkcd.com/308/ – interesting life xkcd.com/314/ – dating pools xkcd.com/323/ – ballmer peak xkcd.com/327/ – exploits of a mom xkcd.com/334/ – wasteland xkcd.com/349/ – success xkcd.com/363/ – reset xkcd.com/374/ – journal xkcd.com/377/ – journal 2 xkcd.com/378/ … Continue reading

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The ultimate guide to xkcd, part 1

Life is short, xkcd is long – over 700 strips and counting. What to do? Fear not – I’ve picked the best ones for you, starting with numbers 1 to 301… the ones that made me laugh out loud and … Continue reading

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