Random Tannoy announcements

“Attention please, the sandwich man is in the main newsroom.”

“Sandwiches are now in the newsroom.”

“There are now two sandwich men in the newsroom.” (At which point I shout ‘FIGHT!’)

“There is now mayonnaise on the carpet of the main newsroom.”

“Will the Daily Politics runner please run past Radio Record, tossing her hair in a Harmony Hairspray commercial kind of way?”

“And again, please.”

“Could someone from This Week come to reception. I’m bored.”

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