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Boris 4 Mare LOL!

Posted on May 2, 2008 by blogmywiki

I said I was voting for Ken. Well I didn’t, quite. When it came down to it, in the polling station, usual Labour party worker sitting outside demanding to see my polling card (fuck off)… I couldn’t quite bring myself … Continue reading →

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An Imagined Affair – Part 3

Posted on May 2, 2008 by blogmywiki

PART THREE OF THREE Back in the cheap cafe. KEVIN: Hello. You’re late. MARTIN: Yes. Sorry. Very hard to get way some times. The editor is doing his nut for the summer issue, there’s a special pull-out section on… KEVIN: … Continue reading →

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An Imagined Affair – Part 2

Posted on May 1, 2008 by blogmywiki

PART TWO A week later. Interior, fairly posh restaurant. Kevin is sitting alone at a table talking quietly into his mobile phone. KEVIN: …no, well I have to say it went very well. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised by … Continue reading →

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An Imagined Affair – Part 1

Posted on April 30, 2008 by blogmywiki

(A SKETCH IN THREE PARTS) Kevin is an out-of-work actor, Martin works in publishing. They are both in their late 30s. PART ONE Interior, cheap London cafe. MARTIN: Hello? Er, are you Kevin? KEVIN: Yes, that’s me. Always try to … Continue reading →

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Ugly Bloke

Posted on April 27, 2008 by blogmywiki

(A short story. Sorry.) What is it with beautiful women and ugly blokes? You’ve heard that before, right – some stand-up or other? But it truly happens and it makes me crazy with fury and rage at the injustice of … Continue reading →

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