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Crap Book Club

Having been amazed by the popularity of the Stieg Larsson Millennium trilogy, given how badly-written and even badly-plotted the books are, I’ve decided I want to start a Crap Book Club. We could read a popular book and then have … Continue reading

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Monologue of Evil

I’m mulling over writing another book – this one will be a proper grown-up book and one of the themes will be Good and Evil and whether they are two sides of the same coin. And then I just accidentally … Continue reading

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That Apple Presser in Full

Today Steve Jobs shocked the world by making some unexpected apologies at a press conference in Cupertino, CA. He announced to a stunned press pack, “I am sorry. We lost our way.” As reporters dropped their iPhones in shock, he … Continue reading

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Recently read

I only ever meant my ‘Recently Read’ sidebar to have three books in it at any given time, but after a while I found myself reluctant to delete them as I liked having a record of my reading. I probably … Continue reading

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Don’t forget to be awesome!

I forgot to put my book in my bag today, and so bought a new copy of Before I Die by Jenny Downham in Waterstones on my way in to work. Inside it there was a handmade, hand-written Valentines card … Continue reading

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Hangover Square

Just started reading Hangover Square by Patrick Hamilton this morning. It’s a much darker, more modern book than Craven House. So far, it’s wonderful. I stopped reading it on the train when I got to what I thought was an … Continue reading

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In watermelon sugar the deeds were done…

Just took my Richard Brautigan anthology off the shelf and it looks like I haven’t read it in a while. The bookmark is one of the strips of paper BBC World Service studio managers used to write their shifts down … Continue reading

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The Tree that Couldn’t Grow Leaves

(another short story, I’m afraid… look away) Winterlong the tall tree stood shoulder-to-shoulder with all the other trees beside the busy road that snaked through the forest. The tree spent the short days watching the ebb and flow of the … Continue reading

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An Imagined Affair – Part 3

PART THREE OF THREE Back in the cheap cafe. KEVIN: Hello. You’re late. MARTIN: Yes. Sorry. Very hard to get way some times. The editor is doing his nut for the summer issue, there’s a special pull-out section on… KEVIN: … Continue reading

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An Imagined Affair – Part 2

PART TWO A week later. Interior, fairly posh restaurant. Kevin is sitting alone at a table talking quietly into his mobile phone. KEVIN: …no, well I have to say it went very well. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised by … Continue reading

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