Mitchell & Webb are Fry & Laurie for the Noughties. Discuss.

Just been watching series 1 of ‘A Bit of Fry and Laurie’ on DVD and it struck me how similar it is to ‘That Mitchell and Webb Look’, although Fry & Laurie was aired almost 20 years ago.

There was a running gag in one episode of Fry & Laurie where a man in the studio audience starts heckling, claiming they’ve nicked his material. Camera cuts back to reveal sets, cameras, crew, audience etc. Just like the chiropractor in Mitchell & Webb.

Both series featured sketches about apparently real things being scripted – in Mitchell & Webb it was the bits with them talking between takes. With Fry & Laurie it was a serious novelist appearing on some wanky chat-show, he has a bust-up with the odious host. Fry pretends to forget his lines, the studio audience moan but then it becomes apparent that it’s part of the sketch. The writer and chat-show host have cooked up their argument beforehand and it’s the novelist who’s forgotten his lines, not Stephen Fry.

There are also stylistic similarities – deadpan delivery – between the Fry & Laurie secret agents (‘Hello Control. Thought you might like a nice cup of coffee’ etc) and the sketches where Mitchell and Webb talk about inviting the likes of James Bond and Shaggy round to dinner. Though I have to say that Mitchell & Webb are funnier here.

Continuing the ‘we murder to dissect’ theme: next week I’ll be asking if Bob the Builder pinched his best ideas from Chigley.

Soupy twist!

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How long are you prepared to spend trying to find a quick way of doing something?

In my case, well over an hour.

I had about 20 or so .htm files I needed renaming as .php and I couldn’t be bothered to change them all by hand. I have a computer, right? I know a bit of DOS, a bit of UNIX, there must be a nifty command line trick for this, right?

Well, easy enough in DOS:
ren *.htm *.php
would probably do the trick if memory serves.

What about in Mac OS X? There are shareware and freeware programs to do this, but the ones that seemed any good were crippled and I wasn’t prepared to pay $20 for this task. Some didn’t work when downloaded. So back to the command line.

‘mv’ is the rather quaint UNIXy way of renaming files, but
mv *.htm *.php
doesn’t do what you might hope.

So I hit Google. Found something fairly promising, couldn’t figure out why it didn’t work, then I read it more carefully and realised it was the C shell, and OS X uses the BASH shell by default.

Eventually after a lot of swearing at Google, I found this page which had the answer. Copied the code into TextWrangler, saved it as ‘ren’ in the file I was working on and typed
. ren ‘htm$’ ‘php’ *.htm

What a palarver… it would, of course, been far quicker to rename them all by hand. But I couldn’t bear to do that.

—-

#!/bin/sh
# we have less than 3 arguments. Print the help text:
if [ $# -lt 3 ] ; then
cat <<HELP
ren — renames a number of files using sed regular expressions

USAGE: ren ‘regexp’ ‘replacement’ files…

EXAMPLE: rename all *.HTM files in *.html:
ren ‘HTM$’ ‘html’ *.HTM

HELP
exit 0
fi
OLD=”$1″
NEW=”$2″
# The shift command removes one argument from the list of
# command line arguments.
shift
shift
# $* contains now all the files:
for file in $*; do
if [ -f "$file" ] ; then
newfile=`echo “$file” | sed “s/${OLD}/${NEW}/g”`
if [ -f "$newfile" ]; then
echo “ERROR: $newfile exists already”
else
echo “renaming $file to $newfile …”
mv “$file” “$newfile”
fi
fi
done

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Do the iPod Shuffle

So Steven Levy has written an article – nay a book – about how the random shuffle play on iPods doesn’t seem very random.

I was a little peeved reading this, as I wrote an entry in this blog over 3 years ago on the same subject.

Think I nailed the problem there and then – that when we want random, we don’t really want random. Random could mean getting all the tracks from Demon Days in order. Or reverse order. Or an entire day of songs by The Fall. Random almost certainly does not mean “don’t play 2 songs by the same artist for at least 2 hours”, and yet that’s what most people want. Hence the new ‘less random is more random’ features in iTunes.

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Andy Hill is a Dangerously Funny Man

This exchange took place in the newsroom today.

Andy: Have you heard that new stuff by Robert Plant?
Me: What THE Robert Plant?
Andy: Yes, out of…
Me: …out of Robert Plant Band?
Andy: Robert Plant and the Seedlings.

I’m still chuckling over it like a loon hours later.

‘Robert Plant and the Seedlings’. Genius.

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Journalists Drop The Craziest Things

Further to my previous post about Things Found Under Journalists’ Desks, here are today’s finds:

* one pot plant (deceased)

* a dozen rubber bands (perished)

* one mobile phone (working)

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