Zeros and Ones, episode 10 (or 2).

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Zeros and Ones

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The Imitation Game vs Enigma

Bit late to this but finally saw The Imitation Game this weekend. Really rather disappointed – I think Enigma (also about breaking the same cipher in Bletchley Park in WW2) is the better film. I just wasn’t convinced by the awkward friendship between Turing and Keira Knightly’s character. The scene on the lawn where she says something like “I think you’ll find if you move those equations over here…” was worthy of Acorn Antiques at its cringiest. Although based on a work of fiction, rather than fact, Enigma‘s central relationship, also awkward, is more believable and just rings true.

Charles Dance’s cartoon commander could have marched up to Turing’s machine and said “I want that machine orf, and I want it orf now” in an homage to The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I can imagine one of Turing’s colleagues tearing off a strip of paper tape, turning to the camera and declaring “FORTY-TWO? We are going to get lynched…”

The real star of The Imitation Game is Alex Lawther. His portrayal of the schoolboy Turing was stunning. A great future surely lies ahead for this amazing young actor.

I understand why they skipped over the real electronic computer Colossus, built at Bletchley Park to break tougher German codes, but there’s a cracking story to be told about the unassuming Post Office Engineer Tommy Flowers who built it. He too can claim to be the father of the digital computer.

And finally, the last word on Charles Dance:

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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Cheese

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is a fundamental thing you learn when you learn about learning (or so I learned). It goes from fundamental human needs (food, water, air) and rises up through safety, love, belonging and up to self-esteem and realising your potential. The needs get more sophisticated as they reach the top; in lectures at the Institute of Education, the hierarchy always reminded me of this excerpt from The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams:

The history of every major galactic civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question ‘How can we eat?’ the second by the question ‘Why do we eat?’ and the third by the question ‘Where shall we have lunch?’

So, apropos of nothing at all, I present Maslow’s Hierarchy of Cheese. We all need cheddar. We can but aspire to Pont l’Eveque.

Hierarchy of Cheese

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‘Bulletproof’ coffee

Lard with your coffee, sir?

Food fads are parodies of themselves these days (gourmet hot dogs? I ask you…) but this is a trend TOO FAR: putting butter in coffee. The Guardian tried it out. Amazingly, it tastes disgusting. Who’d've thunk it?

Next week: I open a chain of shops selling coffee with BAKED BEANS for that added protein rush for the hipster who’s too busy to eat. Only the finest organic, beans, of course…

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