I think I’m the only person I know who likes Los Angeles.
And this cheered me up just now: quotes from the Steve Martin film LA Story.
For example:
Harris: Hello, this is Harris. I’m in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please start talking at the sound of the beep.
[BEEP]
Sara: Hello?
Harris: Hello.
Sara: Hello?
Harris: Hello.
Sara: Is this a person?
Harris: Yes, it is a person.