The coalition is such a success, I think this is not the New Politics – it’s the End of Politics.
The lion lies down with the lamb. There is peace, unity and all is good.
It’s such a triumph that I can’t believe no-one has thought of doing this before. Why stop at the 55% rule for dissolving Parliament? I don’t think we ever need another General Election ever again. Another election might risk political instability. It might risk us being thrown out of the political garden of Eden. All hail Presidents-for-life Nick and Dave!