You know what you have to do, Mr Speaker. You need to call all the following MPs to speak in one day, and we can have the bestest celebrity edition of Today (and Yesterday) in Parliament ever:
- Richard Bacon, (Con) South Norfolk (contradiction in terms, South Norfolk?)
- Gordon Banks, (Lab) Ochil and South Perthshire
- Fiona Bruce, (Con) Congleton (the luckiest seat in England?)
- Chris Evans, (Lab/Co-op) Islwyn
- Dr Fox, (Con) North Somerset (it’s a rule of political reporting that you always have to refer to Liam Fox as ‘Dr Fox’ in the 2nd par)
- David ‘Diddy’ Hamilton, (Lab) Midlothian
- Chris Kelly, (Con) Dudley South (yes you do, used to present The Good Food Programme on BBC2.)
- Robert Smith, (LD) West Aberdeenshire and Kincardine and member for The Cure.
- Gareth Thomas, (Lab/Co-op) Harrow West – rugby player and Blake out of Blake’s 7.