Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Less is More - the Asus eee PC

OR: NEVER MIND THE $100 LAPTOP, GET A LOAD OF THE £200 LAPTOP!

log in on a tuppenceI’ve had my Asus eee PC for a couple of days now, and can set some thoughts down… as you know this is a tiny £200 sub-notebook computer, that almost perfectly fits my long-held dream of a tiny laptop with no hard drive which would boot quickly enough to allow me to write something on a short train journey, let me get on the net using wifi, write that coruscating best-seller!

It really does fulfill my dream. It boots in seconds and wakes from sleep even faster. The screen is a mere 800×480 pixels but it’s very sharp - quite high resolution - and most web sites look just fine. Quite a lot of scrolling required but BBC News and Flickr work ok. You can hook up an external monitor via VGA and get some pretty huge resolutions - I did this at work today and it was hard to believe that this tiny box was producing a great big picture.

The keyboard is a bit clackety, but I’m typing this on it now without too much trouble. The trackpad is surprisingly good - not up to my PowerBook’s but it does have a scroll strip on the right which is almost as good as Apple’s 2-fingered salute. Frankly I thought the click button was faulty until it dawned on me that it does left or right click depending on which side you press - double-tapping the trackpad is easier for a left-click.

It’s got 3 USB 2.0 ports, which is one more than my PowerBook that cost 10 times as much. It’s got an ethernet socket, a built-in web cam and stereo speakers and headphone and mic sockets - along with a built-in mic at the front just underneath. There’s also a slot for additional memory via SD cards, which I’ll need. My unit has 4GB of flash storage, much of which is taken up with the OS and 512MB of RAM.

Although you can install WindowsXP on it, it comes pre-installed with a special version of Xandros Linux. There’s a huge range of useful open source software included - Firefox, of course - which you can add an FTP plugin to. OpenOffice for word processing and whatnot. The media players do a nice job of playing MP3s and have coped with the few various video files I’ve chucked at them. There’s also Skype - not open source but potentially makes this device worth the money on it’s own. I’ve got the Skype 2.0 beta running using the web cam - this machine is so tiny you could just leave it on in the kitchen and use it for phone calls and checking the news headlines and train times.

Of course as a Linux machine you’re a bit limited in what peripherals you can use - no problems with my Kingston memory stick but when I plugged my Nikon D40 camera in (without much hope) oddly it mounted a drive called ‘D40′ but couldn’t see anything on it. No great loss as I can plug the Nikon’s SD card straight into the eeePC’s internal card slot - in fact this little gizmo means that if I carry it with my camera I can file pictures from anywhere I can snaffle some WiFi connectivity.

But peripherals are hardly the point - a memory stick goes a long way. You can even boot off a USB keyring if you want to try an alternate Linux flavour without trashing the default configuration. One mad fool has even got MacOS X running on one…

There are a few niggles so far - the WiFi is a bit flaky at first and nowhere near as easy to set up as a Nintendo DS (which is my gold-standard for simple WiFi configuration - those guys make Apple look sloppy!) - a couple of times I’ve just bitten the bullet and rebooted, but that itself is so quick and Firefox opens all its tabs just where you were.

Other oddities are the fact that this is a single user Linux - amazingly you cannot have multiple accounts without installing another Linux distro, which I don’t want to do. This is a pity and tragically means that I can’t let the kids have the eeePC after all, what with the lack of parental controls as well. Oh well.

Also they seem to have stripped out the option to set the clock from an NTP server, which is very very odd, especially as it’s mentioned in one of the help pages. Annoying thing for them to have dropped - quite handy when you’re out and about, to get the right time off the interweb!

But all in all a lovely dream machine… it is, as Stephen Fry would say, my mother, my lover, my strumpet of the boudoir. If only I’d managed to get one in black…

Asus eee PC

Asus eee PC

Just got my tiny £200 Asus eee PC laptop. Will write a proper review when I’ve played with it for a few days… initial response is very positive… few odd gripes:

Had to start broadcasting the SSID on my WiFi router to get it to connect - not sure if there’s a way round that.

It can’t do multiple logins with the default Xandros Linux… annoying but this might not be such a problem because…

This machine is MINE dammit. Not for the kids. No parental controls, so they’ll have to stick with MacOS X.

Skype works - just need some friends to call, ha!

Date & Time control panel is missing the NTP setting box that the help file says it has - very odd.

Plugged my Nikon D40 camera in, not hoping for much - oddly it mounted a drive called D40 but couldn’t see anything on it.

Happilly played a random selection of mp3s and a MOV and an AVI off my Kingston memory stick - sound quality pretty good on internal speakers, nice on headphones if a little quiet. Need to get some MMC SD cards…

You can get a terminal up easily in the file manager.

Found an FTP plugin for Firefox that should serve my FTP needs - text editor with FTP would be nice for quick fixes.

BETTER GO TO SLEEP NOW,,,

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How to put movies on a Nintendo DS using a Mac

Memo to self, type post - please ignore if you don’t have a Mac and a Nintendo DS…

You will need:

  • A Mac running OS X
  • A Nintendo DS or DS Lite
  • An M3 card or similar to run Moonshell - the homebrew multimedia player
  • The excellent, free Mac/Windows MPEG Streamclip to convert your movie to a 15 fps (frames per second) 256 x 192 resolution AVI with MPEG-2 128 kps sound.
  • You can go command line to convert the movie to a DPG file that Moonshell will play, but much easier to use Mac DPG Converter and Mencoder - make sure you put Mencoder in the same folder as Mac DPG Converter.

    And then there we are, enjoying Shaun the Sheep, transferred off the Humax PVR and onto the small screen - 1 episode clocks in at about 9 MB. Perfect for boredom-relieving.

  • Asthma Poet

    I was going to write about asthma, but then realised that someone’s been there already and he can’t be beat.

    For me, the poet of asthma is not Proust, it is not even Fedinand Mount.

    It’s Bruce Robinson, in the introduction to the screenplay for the film he his famous for writing and directing:

    Asthma struck in the middle of the night outside a little tin-roofed town called Macksville. A dash to the rusting hospital where they shoved me on a device to measure my air intake. The average breather hits around four hundred. I was coming up fourty-eight. Apparently a prospective corpse can produce about twenty-five with the fucking death rattle. Oxygen on and in go the needles, the latter featuring pure pharmaceutical adrenalin. Suddenly one’s heart is converted into a small diesel engine that could get a motorbike up a street at about fifty.

    So there you are, the author of Withnail and I is the asthma poet. But not the ‘tomato poet’ which is the way to remember how to spell ‘onomatopoeia’.

    Happiness is warm cola

    They were handing out free Mentos at Charing Cross the other week - I couldn’t resist introducing them to some diet cola…

    A colleague had tried it with no luck, so perhaps the trick is to do as we did, and warm the cola in a bowl of hot water from the kettle. A smaller nozzle and pin to allow controlled dropping of the Mentos would be good ideas too. I could only get the first Mento to fizz - I added 4 more and nothing much else happened.

    Turned out nice

    Two nice things happened to me today.

    1. The doctor’s receptionist casually mentioned in passing that my chest x-ray was normal. I’ve been dreading the result for weeks…
    2. Alone in a lift at work, the door opens… and Alan Johnston walked in.  Very odd, very very nice. Suddenly face to face with what is now a very famous face. I had 30 seconds alone, chatting with Alan. Put a great big smile on my face.