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In watermelon sugar the deeds were done…

Richard BrautiganJust took my Richard Brautigan anthology off the shelf and it looks like I haven’t read it in a while.

The bookmark is one of the strips of paper BBC World Service studio managers used to write their shifts down on.

On this day I did shift A4 which consisted of the following:

  • 1700-1730 Thai PO Box recording in S14
  • 1730 in S35 for a Somali transmission, on air at 1800. Jonathan Haine was panelling
  • 1930 in C33 for a Ukranian transmission on air at 2000. Tania Garner was the panel SM.
  • 2045-2315 in the Newsroom. So, no change there, then.

On the back of the sheet I had written the words ‘Surplus Affection’. Mmm.

Church Halls

I love church halls and village halls. I can still recall the mural in the village hall where I grew up in North Somerset, painted in the 1960s with villagers of the time dancing round a may pole.

Today my wife was detained elsewhere with work and I had to take my eldest son to the rehearsal for his first Holy Communion.

While the children were running around the church hall - put any number of 8 year olds together and they will spontaneously play ‘it’ - I climbed the stage and explored. At the rear, a room full of chairs and old fridges. To the side of the stage a toilet marked GENTLEMEN (don’t put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington, for she is sure to get caught short). A ladder. Had to climb the ladder. The ladder took me to a dusty room high above, to one side of the stage. Here was the handle to open and close the curtain. Chalked above it the words “FROM 17/10/69 ONLY 7 TURNS REQUIRED TO CLOSE CURTAIN”.

From the locker tapes

GarageBand and a bottle of red wine have a lot to answer for…

Diana verdict

I think Half Man Half Biscuit were ahead of their time with the highly amusing couplet:

James Dean was just a careless driver
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag

World of Wist

One of the things I really miss about Gideon Coe’s daytime BBC 6Music show is his ‘Wednesday Wist Wagon’. So, in homage to it I invite you all to climb aboard my Sunday Sadness Stagecoach. Here are four songs to make your heart ache just a little bit - and here’s the thing: they are all off the same album.

One of the unexpected consequences of having the decorators in (not a euphemism for anything, but now you mention it…) was stumbling upon a 4AD compilation CD from 1995 called ‘Facing the Wrong Way’. I’d forgotten how wonderful this album was. And it’s chock-full of wist.

So here are snatches from:
‘Summer Dress’ - Red House Painters
‘You Sweet Little Heart Breaker’ - Air Miami
‘Love Songs on the Radio’ - Mojave (actually Mojave 3 but this CD must pre-date the change of name)
‘Cheap Cuts’ - Liquorice

I know the Air Miami track is probably too thrashy for most people to consider it wistful but the title alone qualifies it. And the Liquorice track is probably a bit too feisty, but I love the lyrics and couldn’t not include it. And hey, I did drop ‘Valley of the Morning Sun’ by Kendra Smith which is utterly lovely but the lyrics are just bonkers and I have no idea what it’s about. (Aviation. Just looked it up). And it is my list.

LOVE SONGS ON THE RADIO - Mojave 3

She looks just like an angel
When she walks across the room
She shines tonight
Her golden light
Is everything I need

Lovers all around her
She wears them like her jewels
My friend says she’s all he needs
To feel alive

Love songs on the radio
His sweetheart lies in bed
She’s dreaming of the things he said
She’s hoping that he’s well

Farewell, then, Anthony H Wilson

Farewell, then, Tony Wilson.

Yes, you should have signed The Smiths. But you were right about Mick Hucknell, his music’s rubbish and he’s a ginger.

Have a look here and remember, and smile.

Vinyl solution

The Official Colourbox World Cup ThemeI dug the old turntable out of the loft months ago and never had the time to dub off any of that precious vinyl… and when I did get round to it I discovered the stylus was missing. I didn’t want to shell out the best part of £100 on one of those USB turntables, so I sent £20 to the Diamond Stylus Company in Wales. A few days later a shiny new stylus arrived.

And I know why vinyl died out. It’s crap. It pops, hisses, clicks and is horribly prone to sibilance. But listening to ‘Glad it’s all over’ by Captain Sensible and ‘The Official Colourbox World Cup Theme’ for the first time in over twenty years put a big stupid grin on my face.

Doctor Who by Dennis Potter

scarecrowDon’t get me wrong - the current episodes of Doctor Who (Human Nature) are just the best ever, and I think David Tennant is the best Doctor ever. But in Doctor Who Confidential over on BBC Three, David Tennant says that scarecrows are such an obvious idea that it’s odd they’ve not been used before for their spooky potential.

Well they have - take for example The Singing Detective by Dennis Potter. The screen-grab here is from episode three, in which the young Philip Marlowe sees a scarecrow from a train, waving at him in exactly the same way the scarecrow waved in part one of Human Nature. Hard to imagine they weren’t influenced by it.

Images of Elsewhere

Notes from Overground by Roger Green, was published in 1984 under the pen-name Tiresias. It is a lyrical, madenning, poetical, brilliant work about… about… commuting from Oxford to London. No, stick with me. He made the same journey every day, but unlike his fellow passengers, he had a notebook and he wrote down what he saw, heard and thought, riffing on the subject of commuting; “man is born free and everywhere is in trains”; “commuters of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your trains!”. He wrote about places, made poems from their names, found literary connections to places and situations; he wrote about the slightly odd things most of us fail to notice or think much about. Goods wagons with fishy names. Cryptic signs - ‘Reading for engineers only’. Odd headlines - ‘Man Did Not Throw Brick’. Strange Tannoy announcements:

‘Will the Island Supervisor telephone the A.F.O.’ ‘Will the A.S.M. contact the A.M.O.’ ‘Will the B.V.M. telephone the I.H.S.’ ‘Will the I.C.B.M. intercept the U.F.O.’ ‘Will the P.M. report to the H.P. immediately.’ ‘Will the K.G.B. surrender to the S.I.S.’ Q: which of these announcements are not genuine? A: Try again. They are all genuine. Only the most hubristic commuter would deny having heard them all and many like them. Very probably the Last Trump will be heard over the tannoy at Paddington Station.

I loved it so much partly because I used to commute along a stretch of the same line, from Slough to Paddington (as part of my uber-commute from Windsor to Potters Bar) so I knew some of the landmarks and territory - not least the bizarre graffiti near Paddington that read ‘Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere‘.

dailycommuteThe book threatened - not least according to its blurb - to become a cult classic, but I don’t think it ever did. Long out-of-print, it’s acquired almost mythical status to me over the years - my brother had borrowed it and it was in his briefcase when it was stolen. Amazingly the police recovered it and it was returned to me.

It’s almost twenty years since I travelled along that line, and a simple work trip to Slough and back was filled with queasy nostalgia and strange feelings about the passage of time.

DSCF0686.JPGWhen I got to Paddington, I already felt like a time traveller. I could just about find the ticket office - it seemed to be more or less where I left it - but everything else seemed to have changed. The Lawn - the apron in front of the platforms - had become a high-tech shopping mall with neon escalators and Starbucks. The W H Smith I used to kill time in had shrunk and gone underground, as if hiding from the modern rubbish above. A 1984 that’s a far cry from the way it was in 1984:

On Friday nights when the hordes have gone home, when 1900 becomes 7pm, out ventures the British Rail Western Region Staff Military Band to exploit the superb acoustics of The Lawn. Lumps rise in throats, eyes blur as men (predominately) and women of all ages, with beer at their feet, produce their stirring, brazen stuff. Who are they? Booking clerks? Guards? Engine-drivers? Porters? Cleaners? I know not. But their music unites them, transforms them, welds them continuously into an entitiy which transcends BR and ASLEF and NUR and commuting, which makes nonsense of everything but this, where the whole consort momentarily dances together on a pin’s head.

Hard to imagine that being allowed today to interrupt commerce.

There were still trains that looked as if they were capable of high speeds, the exciting whiff of proper travel, decent distances - but no billboard proclaiming ‘HTV - your station back home’. Yes, and that was one of the reasons I turned my back on what lies beyond the ‘Bristol end’ of platform 1: Bristol.

Going to Slough I could either wait a while for a fast train that was going on to Evesham - where my BBC career began - or a slow train to Oxford - in the very train-tracks of Tiresias himself. The Oxford train was leaving now. From Platform 13, which is so far from the main concourse you almost need to get a train to reach it. Or I could go mad - go to Cornwall, go home to Bristol.

Platform 13 was irresistable. A mad dash and I was aboard and off.

Outbound journey was a failure - sitting on the left, facing south. Dazzling sun prevented me from taking any photos or indeed seeing very much. I was nursing a much-needed scalding hot cup of coffee, so I couldn’t really move. Resolved to sit on the left, facing north, going back so I could see more stuff.

< Windsor trainsClimbing over the foot-bridge at Slough station, suddenly it seemed like very little had changed. I used to cross this bridge twice a day to get the train that shuttles between Slough and Windsor. Looking at the woodwork on the handrails and the walls, it could have been unchanged since the Second World War. The further you get from London, it seems, the slower time gets.

Commuter Sciences HouseRight outside Slough station a high-tech office block from the 1980s was derelict and in decay. The sign has been vandalised and seemed to read ‘Commuter Sciences House’. I couldn’t help thinking that Tiresias, obsessed with commuting and the condition of the commuter, would have approved. I trudged off into Slough, trying to find an industrial estate; like looking in a haystack for - a piece of hay.

waiting with grandadWork done; just missed a fast train back to Paddington, so I sat on Slough station eating my sandwiches and taking photos. A man waiting for a train with his grandson while someone runs for the Windsor shuttle; he’s probably running faster than the train he’s trying to catch will ever go.

Finally en-trained and off, I was facing North, the sun behind me; I started snapping and looking for familiar landmarks. I didn’t do too well. The closer to London I got, the more of a derelict industrial wasteland I seemed to move into. There was the odd building I recognised, a gas holder, a water tower…
water tower? I used to dream of living in that tower - it seemed so big, so spacious, so many windows. Tattered curtains were hung at some of its windows, and I used to imagine some young poet or sculptor, surfacing very occasionally from the bed he shared with a succession of nubile young women, to knock off a minor masterpiece that would lie unappreciated until after his untimely death. The curtains are still there, but the poet in my head is gone. All I see now in that tower is a TV make-over show.

The Greatest Recording Organisation In The WorldBut where were the other landmarks? Where, for example, as I pulled out of Hayes and Harlington station, where is the mighty EMI? The Greatest Recording Organisation in the World. Well, how the mighty fall… my brother - he of the stolen briefcase - spotted it amongst my photos. Its windows broken, its walls sprayed with graffiti.

Back at Paddington I re-emerged into the other-wordly station; the ceiling as I walk out from Platform 11 seems to be made of huge, white cushions. The concourse was a confusion of people, people going in an unfathomable number of different directions; some commuters making short hops, some travelling the length of the British Isles, some having just got in from Heathrow, coming close to the end of journeys thousands of miles long.

DSCF0731.JPGIn the end Tiresias escaped - he escaped his job (his marriage?) and moved to Hydra to write poetry. At the end of my journey I decended into the underworld, the Circle line. Comfort, briefly as I headed back to work. When I started working at the BBC, I couldn’t sleep, except on trains. Tube trains were my pillows, my bedroom, my only rest.
The full photoset of the journey can be seen here.